tempest in a teapot

Sup, playa?   Proud member of the Trifecta (Liberal, Feminist, Socialist.) Hedonist. Anti-theist. I enjoy wanton harlotry and inappropriate jokes.

twitter.com/FeistyFeminist:

    Ever so gently kicking me while purring it up.

    Ever so gently kicking me while purring it up.

    — 3 days ago with 6 notes
    #princess lady 
    No pictures, please.

    No pictures, please.

    — 3 days ago with 4 notes
    Comfy? #PrincessLady #purr

    Comfy? #PrincessLady #purr

    — 3 days ago with 4 notes
    #princesslady  #purr 

    jaydles85:

    We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn

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    #my life recently 
    "Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?"
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    Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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    laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

    laina:

    laina:

    laina:

    this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

    he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

    update: I banged him

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    Looking for a bag for school. This has to be the most hipster review I’ve ever seen. Any one have any recommendations for school bags?

    Looking for a bag for school. This has to be the most hipster review I’ve ever seen. 

    Any one have any recommendations for school bags?

    — 5 days ago with 14 notes
    #mod cloth 
    
Natalie Dormer as Cressida

    Natalie Dormer as Cressida

    (Source: dailydormer, via anneboleyns)

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    "He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."
    from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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