tempest in a teapot

Sup, playa?   Proud member of the Trifecta (Liberal, Feminist, Socialist.) Hedonist. Anti-theist. I enjoy wanton harlotry and inappropriate jokes.

twitter.com/FeistyFeminist:

    "Why do white people own so many pets?
    Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
    *****
    What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
    You know he did it.
    *****
    how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
    *****
    A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
    To catch a predator.
    *****
    Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
    They can’t even
    *****
    What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee."

    from various reddit threads

    at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

    white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

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    "A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
    Elbert Hubbard (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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    "You may not agree with a woman, but to criticize her appearance — as opposed to her ideas or actions — isn’t doing anyone any favors, least of all you. Insulting a woman’s looks when they have nothing to do with the issue at hand implies a lack of comprehension on your part, an inability to engage in high-level thinking. You may think she’s ugly, but everyone else thinks you’re an idiot."
    Hillary Clinton   (via onigiri85)

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    athleticsistas:

    Precious Adams

    Prix de Lausanne 2014

    The Sleeping Beauty - Aurora

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    #beautiful 
    littlemissmutant:


Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

This photo is giving me LIFE

    littlemissmutant:

    Within three days of becoming engaged, I had already been told that I shouldn’t wear my glasses, because they’re not bridal. I was told my cane wasn’t bridal. I was told my eye… was not bridal. And I realized that if I was going to be “bridal” in their eyes, I was going to have to change who I am. I am proudly disabled.

    This photo is giving me LIFE

    (Source: offbeatbride.com, via generalbriefing)

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    James:*staring at something intently on his phone forever*
    Me:What are you looking at so intently?
    James:The leaks!
    Me:The celeb picture leaks? That's an invasion of of their privacy!
    James:*turns phone around to me* Pictures of leeks litter his screen.
    Me:...
    James:*laughs hysterically*
    — 2 weeks ago with 14 notes
    #he had to stare at leeks for so long  #just for a joke  #soup spoons  #Celeb picture leaks