January 2012
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My opinion on how school is going to be in 100...
Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles.
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs.
Teacher: You must be very proud of them.
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For funsies
jessicavalenti:
My response when purity ball founder Randy Wilson tells me the events have nothing to do with virginity. (Thanks to the lovely commenters at Jezebel for this!) I hope one day I can have a gif where I look super sexy and nonchalant, but until then this will do. ;)
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When I come home from a long day at work and see...
stfusexists:
Oh great, now I have to clean up this shit because someone is a complete ass.
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“If Black women were free, it would mean that everyone else would have to browse...”
– Combahee River Collective (via feevoice)
“Let [Romney] make this challenge: ‘I’ll release my tax returns when Barack Obama...”
– Mike Huckabee.
Foreign student? What other “news” channel would make this up? None. Only Fox.
So the premise is, Romney should show his tax returns, like all other politicians, when Obama can prove something he has never been. Good logic, Mike. Not at all a birther rationale. Not at all coded...
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“I don’t like the fact that men use christianity to control women’s ovaries.”
– Henry Rollins, 17/01/2012, Bristol (via thinkstrawberry)
So this happened
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: um hey we'd kind of like jobs
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES
Americans: or heath care
Republican candidates: FAMILY VALUES FAMILY VALUES
Americans: you're not listening are you
Debate moderator: Did you really ask your second wife for an open marriage as she just announced on national tv tonight?
Republican candidates: GASP
Newt Gingrich: HOW DARE YOU ASK ME ABOUT MY FAMILY VALUES IN A PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE HOW IS THIS RELEVANT
Debate moderator:
Americans:
Bill Clinton:
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Reblog if you legally purchased something BECAUSE...
watertightvines:
And without the so-called piracy, you would never have discovered or gotten into it to begin with.
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“An abortion lasts forever. Think it over.”
– Actual billboard I drove past tonight. Followed by some number to call with questions and a big picture of a babies head.
Isn’t that just the most galling thing? Because, of course, what actually lasts forever is a child. It’s not like you can walk into Ye Olde Abortion clinic with your 4 year old...
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“Jerry Lewis once said that he didn’t think women were funny. So I’d just like to...”
– Judd Apatow’s acceptance speech at the People Choice Awards for “Bridesmaids” snagging Comedy Film of The Year. (via msandrogynous)
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the-vashta-nerada:
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Shit White Professors Say
friendlyangryfeminist:
“I am an expert in this culture because I have read a book and spent two months living there in undergrad”
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Why marriage equality and not civil unions?
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dagseoul:
Glad you asked because it’s super simple to put my answer into one sentence:
Separate but equal is for white supremacists and homophobes.
Any other questions? Treat’d.
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