tempest in a teapot

Sup, playa?   Proud member of the Trifecta (Liberal, Feminist, Socialist.) Hedonist. Anti-theist. I enjoy wanton harlotry and inappropriate jokes.

twitter.com/FeistyFeminist:

    "The only thing more terrifying than seeing the devil, is no longer being able to see the devil."
    Welcome to Night Vale, episode 43, Visitor (via ever-so-nice)
    — 2 days ago with 397 notes
    "

    Let me take this moment, also, to apologize for that lengthy monologue a few moments ago by the Man in a Tan Jacket holding deerskin suitcase. He ran in here, and began ranting into the microphone, and then left quite suddenly.

    I don’t even remember what it was he said. Do you? It was only just moments ago. You do remember him talking, right?

    Oh, and I think I remember that it sounded really urgent. I don’t even remember what the man was wearing, or carrying with him, or that it was even a ‘he,’ or that any time had passed at all.

    And that concludes whatever I was just saying just before this sentence.

    We bring you back now to the numbers station story we were talking about just, um well, it looks like ten or fifteen minutes has passed since we talked about it. Uh, hmm. How did that happen?

    "

    Welcome to Night Vale

    Episode 42 - Numbers

    (via nightvalequotes)

    — 2 days ago with 118 notes
    trisidael:

"Tree-lined hills and blue skies… or no. That’s cliche.A bird in flight! Ugh, even worse!When we talk about freedom, we restrict ourselves to so few images.Images of freedom should be as liberating as the feeling itself!I want to talk about freedom as a drum set being thrown down a hill.As opening a book one night, and water gushing from the pages, until my life is a lake and I swim away.Or as a bird in flight, with all the dependence on physics and exhaustion and food supply and merciless gravity that the actuality implies.”
- Welcome to Night Vale (ep. 42 “Numbers”)

    trisidael:

    "Tree-lined hills and blue skies… or no. That’s cliche.
    A bird in flight! Ugh, even worse!
    When we talk about freedom, we restrict ourselves to so few images.
    Images of freedom should be as liberating as the feeling itself!
    I want to talk about freedom as a drum set being thrown down a hill.
    As opening a book one night, and water gushing from the pages, until my life is a lake and I swim away.
    Or as a bird in flight, with all the dependence on physics and exhaustion and food supply and merciless gravity that the actuality implies.”

    - Welcome to Night Vale (ep. 42 “Numbers”)

    — 2 days ago with 146 notes
    Megan Jean and the KFB! (at The Blind Tiger)

    Megan Jean and the KFB! (at The Blind Tiger)

    — 4 days ago with 2 notes
    Asleep before I even go out. #pomeranian #abby

    Asleep before I even go out. #pomeranian #abby

    — 4 days ago with 7 notes
    #abby  #pomeranian 
    everythingiveseentwice:

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    everythingiveseentwice:

    This has been a word from our sponsors.

    — 6 days ago with 237 notes

    monotonize:

    i woke up very suddenly from a very deep sleep last night and my first thought was “simon orsik’s daughter would probably act out less if he spent more time with her and less time fucking calling me.”
    — 6 days ago with 36 notes
    Study Buddy #pomeranian #abby

    Study Buddy #pomeranian #abby

    — 6 days ago with 2 notes
    #abby  #pomeranian 

    faptop:

    WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

    (Source: mountainmoonvolcano, via mariah-in-the-sky-with-diamonds)

    — 6 days ago with 585422 notes